| If I became a masseuse, I would always wonder if who I'm dating just is using me for free massages. |
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| I'm not arrogant enough to think we're the only intelligent life in the universe, but I do like to think we're the only planet with a sense of smell.
We'd be like psychics!
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PETA or some such group released a statement saying Steve Irwin deserved to be killed by a sting ray.
For this is, I am starting a new orgnaization: People for the Ethical Treatment of People, Even Ecological Violators, Especially Steve. Or PETPEEVES. |
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| There is an entirely unique and terrible horror to losing control of a limb, but all I have felt is frustrated. Simple tasks such as "Hand me the phone" or "Press L" become tests of dexterity.
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| PREVIOUSLY: For those of you who don't know, I am allergic to metal. Just simple touches like silverware or doorknobs itch, so no worries. I just can always tell when things are made of metal. Now, jewelry is out of the question. Prolonged contact means swelling, rash, and eventually blisters.
MEANWHILE: Now, today I bought a magnetic hematite bracelet, came with a free non-magnetic hematite ring.
Anyway, wore the bracelet for hours with no effect. The ring blistered my finger in less than a minute.
Magnets?
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